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Hi Folks Sorry Old Stan hasn’t been around for a while but Mallorca goes quiet in the winter and not much happens
No difference this year except for the odd murder in magaluf a few weeks ago. A lot of you may have heard about it, if not take a look HERE
Then of course we have had the usual super hype from the papers telling everyone how busy Mallorca is
One paper recently stated that Mallorca is Top of the list for tourism 2008 however once you read the story it turns out to be a prediction and not factual.
I have said it for a long time now. Mallorca has had a successive down turn in tourism at least over the past five years; many people I have spoken to who live here say the same thing .I am convinced that the powers that be count all people travelling through Palma airport as tourists and fail to point out that many of them travel between the UK and here on a regular basis for other reasons, some of which we won’t go into (cough cough) but many in the season whenever that is now use Mallorca for Mediterranean cruses and only travel to and from the airport on route.
Now don’t get me wrong I am not knocking Mallorca, Magaluf, Palmanova. Or any other resort here in fact I love living here but if someone doesn’t do something very soon the resorts will be emptier than ever and businesses will close and the infamous catch twenty two will be inevitable. There have been more businesses and hotels closed this winter than ever before, in fact some bars and restaurants that have been closed have never closed in the last twenty years or so
Now for the good news
The resort is coming to life and places are opening for this season. The weather is good especially compared to the UK , the days are warm in the sun although it does get a little cold on the nights
Please keep coming back to this site for updates this year and please send us your pictures and views on any subject you like or ask us for any information or help we will be happy to oblige
Keep your pecker up
Stan
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New Shop On The Block
Try This Out
The Gourmet Sausage Co.
Incorporating
Their Very Own
British Bakery
The gourmet sausage company is now open for business!
We are offering a range of traditional, hand-made, British style sausages, for you to enjoy.
All of our sausages are made using selected cuts of meat and have a minimum meat content of seventy percent.
Varieties available include top quality traditional favourites, such as:
Butcher’s Plain Pork, Cumberland Pork, Olde English Pork With Herbs, Lamb & Mint.
As well as NEWER recipes:
Duck with Orange & Apricot, Pork Beef & Guinness, Chicken with Garlic & Herb’s, Pork with Sun - Dried Tomato & Basil, Venison with Red Wine, Pork with Honey & Mustard, Hot & Spicy Chilli, Pork & Garlic, Pork & Leek, Chicken with Tomato & Tarragon.
Also available will be our quality range of BBQ. Products, including:
Home - made Steak & Onion Burgers, Thai Chicken Skewers, BBQ. Pork Ribs, Chicken Joints, Top - Quality Steaks & Chops and a selection of Fine Wines, Beers & Spirits.
So, why not pay us a visit at,
No. 1 Galleria Lunamar, C/Hermanos Pinzones (next to Rossini’s Italian Restaurant) Palma Nova.
100 mts from Son Matias Hotel
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A Good Long Term Friend of Mine
A Magaluf Bar Owner
Has just Started His Own Web Site
Check It Out
Here
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As usual Mallorca's Authoritarian way of ruling has struck again
A NEW law now regarding foreign vehicles has apparently come in to force where by if ones non Spanish car has been in the country for more than 30 days it has to be registered on Spanish registration plates
A friend of mine told me yesterday that his friend had been stopped and without any explanation his car was taken from him aledgedly to the customs office and he was given a fine for having the car here for longer than the 30 day limit
WHAT HAPPENED TO FREEDOM IN EUROPE
By the way it costs around 800 euros to change the plates
Also the car has to be inspected by an engineer
and if anything has change from original it is treat as a new register and costs a further 3000 euros
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Here is another great lesson I learned recently
Budget airlines it appears (certainly one) seem to be adopting a new policy of , if they loose your luggage at Palma airport
When it is found eventually you have to go back to the airport and collect it
Hows that for courtesy
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food for thought...
I can't decide whether this is racist propaganda or not , but certainly
contains points that I myself agree with ....food for thought Gordon Brown Why Can't the UK Politicians Speak Like This (Verified on Snopes) Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. A day after a group of mainstream Muslim leaders pledged loyalty to Australia and her Queen at a special meeting with Prime Minister John Howard, he and his Ministers made it clear that extremists would face a crackdown. Treasurer Peter Costello, seen as heir apparent to Howard,hinted that some radical clerics could be asked to leave the country if they did not accept that Australia was a secular state, and its laws were made by parliament. "If those are not your values, if you want a country which has Sharia law or a theocratic state, then Australia is not for you", he said on National Television.
"I'd be saying to clerics who are teaching that there are two laws governing people in Australia : one the Australian law and another Islamic law that is false. If you can't agree with parliamentary law, independent courts, democracy, and would prefer Sharia law and have the opportunity to go to another country, which practices it, perhaps,then, that's a better option" Costello said. Asked whether he meant radical clerics would be forced to leave, he said those with dual citizenship could possibly be asked to move to the other country. Education Minister Brendan Nelson later told reporters that Muslims who did not want to accept local values should "clear off. Basically people who don't want to be Australians, and who don't want, to live by Australian values and understand them, well then, they can basically clear off", he said Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote: "IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians." "However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the 'politically correct' crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others. I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to Australia ." "However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand." "This idea of Australia being a multi-cultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. And as Australians, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle."
"This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom" "We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society .. Learn the language!" "Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture." "We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us." "If the Southern Cross offends you, or you don't like "A Fair Go", then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet. We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change, and we really don't care how you did things where you came from. By all means, keep your culture, but do not force it on others. "This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom,
'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'." "If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted." Maybe if we circulate this amongst ourselves, BRITISH citizens will find the backbone to start speaking and voicing the same truths!
If you agree please SEND THIS TO EVERYBODY YOU KNOW
sorry but had to post this it was sent to me from a m8 and had me in stiches.
A major flood hit on Monday evening .
Epicentre: Rotherham, England.
News of the disaster was swiftly carried abroad by the town's 35,000 racing pigeons, as victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "fookinhell" and "chuffinnorah".
The flood decimated the town, causing £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearic Isles and the Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historical burnt out cars were disturbed.
Many locals were woken well before their Giro arrived. Radio station RotherFM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Rotherham. One resident, 15 year old mother of 3, Tracy Sharon Braithwaite said: "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Madonna came running into my bedroom crying. The twins, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy the next morning".
Locals were determined not to be bowed, as looting, muggings and car crime carried on as normal.
So far, whilst the British Red Cross has managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to relieve the suffering of stricken locals, rescue workers searching through the rubble have found large quantities of personal belongings including, benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos, and bone china from Pound-stretcher.
Can You Help?
Please respond generously to our appeal for food and clothing for the victims of this disaster.
Clothing is needed most of all, especially:
· Fila or Burberry baseball caps
· Kappa tracksuit tops (his or hers)
· Shell suits (female)
· White sports socks
· Rockfort boots or any other product sold in Primark
Culturally sensitive food parcels are harder to put together, but your efforts will make a difference.
Microwave meals, tinned baked beans, ice-cream and cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew are ideal.
Please do not give anything that requires peeling.
Remember:
· 22p buys a biro for filling in compensation claims
· £2 buys chips, crisps and a blue fizzy drink for a family of 9
· £5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm a child's nerves
Urgently required: Tinned whippet food. Bones for Jack Russells
Please do not send tents for shelter. The sight of such posh housing will cause residents to beleive they have been forcebly relocated to Sheffield
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Only in britain...
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
And the most British thing of all?
Suspicion of anything foreign.
Oh and......
-Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
-Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
-Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
-Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
-Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
-Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
-Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION...
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last three years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control Scalextric cars.
And Finally.........
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst
throwing up into the toilet. I am proud to be British.
IF YOUR PROUD TO BE BRITISH THEN YOU'LL REPOST THIS!
(We might be British but hell we're funny as!!)
Never Help A Friend
Well here is a tip. recently I went to the airport to pick up some people, I had been asked by a friend, because the police had banned his car from the roads because it is on British registration plates and he was told it was illegal.
I was a little late getting to the airport because the traffic was unusually heavy and I had to queue for ages to get out of Palma nova, arriving at the airport my car engine was very hot, obviously due to the queuing earlier, and the engine stopped due to this, however I thought when I had picked up these 2 people I would call at the garage and fill up the water, big mistake, the 2 people turned out to be 4 people and a wheel chair, It did cross my mind that the car would be overloaded and with overheating problem could be worse however always being the type of person not to let anyone down I dismissed the thought and carried on Bigger mistake, On arriving at the garage just outside the airport I was told that they had a water machine to fill the radiator but it was not working, so I decided that as the car had been left a while and the temperature gauge was not showing too high I would carry on, bigger bigger mistake traveling down the motorway after about 30 minutes the car engine shut down and would not start. Normally this would not be a problem, what usually happens is the police turn up and arrange for a recovery company to get the car off the motorway and the insurance company pay, which in this . case started to happen. UNTIL one of the passengers decided to talk to one of the policemen and told him they were paying for the airport pick up which in fact is a form of taxi service which is highly illegal and the talk of a fine of 1800 euros. But in fact I had never spoken to these people about any money, however true, I did expect to be paid for the fuel but had not agreed any charges because I had not arranged the pick up
So now yours truly is in the deep mire up the creek without a paddle these delightful tourists get a taxi ordered courtesy of the police I get a police ticket and a bill of 116 euros for taking the car off the motorway and the car is kaput
To make matters worse I have just rung my insurance company as my policy states that I have breakdown cover BUT they claim that because I did not ring them to get the breakdown service they will not refund the payment.
Never Help A Friend
A story recently in one new local magazine claims Magaluf is fast becoming Europe’s leading capital for Stag & Hen parties, according to the story this is because many East European capitals have decided to outlaw the traditional British drinks festival. The story goes on to say that Stag & Hen parties are now funding Magaluf’s winter breaks and are spilling over into the summer season.
Well if this be the case then I for one fully agree with it, the reason being is that on my travels around Magaluf recently I am still getting doom and gloom from local bar owners awaiting for the season to “kick in” The local papers claimed recently that “May had been the best month for tourism ever” and to be fair there was an upsurge in that month and most businesses admitted that, BUT however it has not continued into June and at the moment most bars are suffering
at least those I have spoken to are
A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.'' The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?'' The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'' ''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''
Here is a great bit of info I found on another site
Timeshare
Majorca has got to be the Timeshare, or holiday co-ownership as they prefer to call it, capital of the world! Any couple walking together under the age of 60 will be a prime target for the touts. The first question will always be "do you speak English?". After that you may be asked to help them with a holiday questionnaire on behalf of the Spanish tourist board, or the more common scratch card. These scratch cards are all winners. Prizes may be 3 days car hire, water park tickets, duty free packs or the star prize of 2,000 Euro. Unless you want to sacrifice 1/2 day of your holiday to a relentless hard sell, do not go with them to collect your prize! I usually find it fun to play them at their own game and offer to sell them double glazing. Remember, only the foolish or greedy will really believe that they are getting something for nothing
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